The Worst Things People Said On Dates

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    Font - HellDubya · 3y Forgot a girls name the night I met her. Wasn't a date technically so l'm not sure if it counts. But I was talking to her for hours, we made out, it was great. Then I went to get her number and had forgotten her, trying to play it cool as she handed the phone back I was like "oh how do I spell your name sorry?" She replied "uh.. it's S.. A.. M?" Face palm. 1 2.8k ...
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    Rectangle - NotTheSharpestCacti · 3y "I hope you're ready, because l'm a screamer" We were going to watch a scary movie. I get scared easily. I was in high school. It still keeps me awake at night 1 1.8k ...
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    Font - littlegreenb18 • 3y "I just realized this is the first time we've been on an actual date" Like 2 years into a serious relationship. 2.2k ...
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    Font - Zodima · 3y I asked if she was going to eat all her food. 1.2k ...
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    Font - [deleted] · 3y She tried to kiss me and I hugged her. 360 ...
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    Font - Alwin_ · 3y I commented that I was glad we finally went on a date. We'd been circling each other for so long that I kinda KNEW something would have to happen eventually. Of course I didn't say that, I just said "Well, it's really nice to finially be out on a date with you!" "...date?" + 124 ...
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    Rectangle - WokeUp2 · 3y "You look like my Aunt Doris" Thank goodness we'd already made love. 520 ...
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    Human body - TheDerpof York · 3y 1 Award "Do you want to be my girlfriend? I can already see where this is going."
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    Product - guimealle · 3y 'why do you have a picture of me in your phone?' I never thought l'd hear myself say that on a first date with an almost stranger. We'd met in a bar a few nights before and there we are on our first date, grabbing a drink. He's showing me picture of his cats on phone, one swipe too much and we land on a picture of me. 149 ...
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    Handwriting - an_actual_elephant · 3y "Are you gonna pay for this?" - my (now) wife said just before we reached the coffee shop cashier 283 ...
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    Font - drodylee · 3y "You and my mom would get along great" I swear I was just making a casual remark based on his sense of humor. Spooked him good. Never got a second date Imao 170
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    Rectangle - katiefrann • 3y Me: "This cheese is amazing" (pointing with fork at triangular thing I just ate on our cheese plate) My date: "That's butter." 43 ...
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    Rectangle - [deleted] · 3y My throat made a really loud gurgle noise when I turned toward my date at a movie theater and he could not contain his laughter. 22 ...

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